News Archives: 09/2023

What? It was a sad day when Cal ‘Crutches’ Crutchlow called time on MotoGP and cancelled his ‘frequent patient’ loyalty card at the local bone-repair…

Winners The championship A few rounds ago we all thought MotoGP was boring and that the championship was over.  After India all that changed.  Now…

This weekend’s race in India is full of unknowns.  Will the rider’s get their Visas?  Will anyone turn up to watch?  What will the weather…

Most classic video games could be improved by making them MotoGP relevant. They certainly couldn’t be any worse than watching the hideous aero-snoozefest that is…

After another tedious MotoGP suckfest, it’s time to think outside the box to solve the front tyre problems. Even when riders overcome the idiotic aero…

“The Gob” is our secret paddock insider, believed to be a top British Moto2 rider (No, not Sam Lowes). Speaking to us on the strict…

Winners Family Asparagus Pol and Aleix are the loveable Spanish MotoGP brothers – and it was quite a weekend for their donkey meat loving family…