Ah yes, France brings out the best in Uncle Randy's stylin' wardrobe.

Ignite the wick and feed out the revs for maximum leglocked spin-ups for surely. Erm, he's still talking about motorcycles, right?

Who knows?

Which Nicky Hayden is he talking about? It can't be the World Champion or Randy would've mentioned it specificaway.

"Randy likes a loose set up to let his rear end do the talking"? Oh, dear me—the image that evokes is not at all prettyaway, by surely.

But, hotdog pie with a smooth flow of cheese to the rear? Now, them's good eatin', surelyawaysurelyawayawaysurely.

For surelyaway it would also be constitutionally permissable to throw on a set of Goodyear hoops. Haven't seen a set of them smokin' the rear in the face of some commie Euro frontpushers since KRSR layed waste to the field back in the day. I'll raise an ice cold Budwiser as I eat some Freedom Fries and watch Hoppers on the Jappy Bridgestone-shod Suzy machine light up the rear through the trioval on his way to victory lane, and bring the winners trophy back stateside. For Surely.

By the way, it must be an unconstitutional act of treason to do some Photoshop trickery and place the great R. Mamola esq in a frenchy beret and mime shirt, and to place a bottle of wine in his hand. If they get a whiff of that foul play stateside, they'll be raining down Miller Lite bottles onto the front straight until the cows come home!

And don't forget that bleedin' pink scarf! At least it's not Foggy Petronas colored.

KRJ 1st? Funny, funny dude!

Oh ya, I almost forgot... BRING BACK THE 990'S PLEASE!!! 800cc's didnt slow things down one bit, whats next, 600's? LAMEO! If something doesnt get done, maybe I will just have to turn my back and walk away....