"Tommy-Lee-Billy-Bob Hayden" No no no no no... Tommy Lee Billy Bob is the oldest brother ridin' the Suzuki in AMA Superslow for the even slower, thankfully departed Mladin and Spies. He's playin' drums part time for Motley Crue and actin' in movies with Halle Berry when kin ain't callin' on him to race motorsackles. ROGER Lee on the other hand is the inbred brother (post-op), rumored half aunt (pre-op), to cousin kissin' possum eatin' haystack hangin' Nicky. Now ya know...

man how do the Hayden's tell each other apart & know who's who in regards to their relationships with one another?

....oh yeah i geddit, they dont

I have read that there is a mass murderer on the loose in Nicky's home town. However the killer accidently shed some of his own blood at the scene and the police now have a perfect DNA sample.

They are confident that they have now narrowed it down to only 2.5 million suspects.

Whichever Hayden gets the ride, they might wanna petition DORNA to use their WSB/AMA bike instead of the Duke. Can't be any worse.

i thought it was raylen-roy-rogers-lee hayden riding petergaycini limekwacker

Tommy-lee-billy-bob-roger-lee....pretty much all the same thing, ain't it?

Are they going with Muppet Haystack because of the potential for local track knowledge? For surely, they could do better than this?