Saturday for you lucky gits across the pond, but Sunday for us hapless Yanks, chained forever and ever to the NAZZZCAR channel. At least we get to see it this weekend and not two weeks from now.

C'mon, Haystack! Show the world that that Duck is not the sole bitch of Stoner.

"The first time that has happened since I saw Alex Barros get onto an RCV."
am I the only one who misses the original RNG (random number generator)?
"even if Edwards slides off on his own tongue into a dyke. "
Wow. You dare say that around me? Wellll.... I'd certainly like to slide my tongue into a dyke, even if it means I have to be a transvestite of a few hours. I like Eddie Izzard anyway. Great... the images. Now I have to go surf internet porn. No wonder King Frog likes Assen so much!

"Loved in Assen more than any other country (including Australia) due to his funny name"
Yeah Stoner in the land of the stoned, that's a good one, I had to give 5 stars for that.
lets hope for another good one

I watch Saturday on the net, then Sunday on Nazzcar. At least Sunday's in hi-def.

Most cool avatar, Layback. We skeletons need to stick together, much like the numerous chimp avatars sprinkled throughout this fine site.

I like the teammates angle. Very good ideal. But I can't help feel that this preview was a bit careless. Rossi and J-Lo? Fine, yeah, that's the obvious pair. But what about the rivaly within the Repsol squad? What about the rumors of Pedrobot's last chance, and Dovi hoping to drive the final nail in the coffin? What about Colin and JET? What about Vermin looking to be out of MotoGP next year with Wheezy Loris showing him up? What about Simple Toni and Rainbow Child hoping to survive the year?

Just the same, I rated the article five stars based on the video of Simon.
And here's another five stars. I'm going to watch the video again.

Fair point Lucky on the Dozy/Pedrobot rivalry, I was going to go off in a whole Julian Simon/Beaker angle and then try and shoe-horn a Simoncelli/Bautista team mate sorta thing. But kinda ran out of steam and thought that a MGP preview should be just that and just because Stuey's away, I shouldn't go off on one about the strokers...

But I put up a silly vid instead!

good one Garret, I thought it was odd, I havn't see Stuey put up videos.
Thanks Kegger, your right, we got to stick together

After the thrills of Catalunya I fear that Assen will be a huge disappointment... or an exciting battle between Rossi/George/Pukeboy with a little added *insert your own choice of dark horse here* for extra spice (I'll stick a quid on Dovi).

As for skellingtons vs. chimps, I may well start a thread in the 'General' section of the forum. You guys do know there's a forum here, right?