You stupid boy, Pike! I mean, Simon.

And he might regret tossing his Dunlop cap to the ground (on camera) as he was evicted from parc ferme. He could find himself running on Soviet-era remoulds for the rest of the year.

Gotta feel really sorry for the guy....

I mean if celebrating early wasn't bad enough ... being downed to 4th n 'thrown' out of parc ferme was just like a kick in the erected d**k after being refused sex....

Stupid little twat! Pay attention!! If you wanted to be like Kenny Roberts Jr. so much, just eat a few cheeseburgers, don't stop a lap short! Twit!! Do you have any idea what you did to my fantasy score?! Arrrrggghhhh Your idiocy and Stoner's sickness killed me! Still angry, 20 hours later!

Reckon this is what happens when you've got two first names. It'll be a while until he lives this one down.

Wonder what Simon's local press is saying about the kid's gaffe? A few of 'em have got to be taking the piss out of the absent-minded lad.

It was awesome for me and my fantasy team, I got three wins and in the big class a second place to boot. To say I was happy is a bit of a understatement
I think I even passed MJ....ha ha!

and the race was pretty good too